In June 2013 Vladimir Putin banned the ‘propaganda of non-traditional sexual relationships’.
Assaults and murders of gay Russians have been ignored by the police for years.
Now that homophobia has been practically legitimised, LGBT activists could face arrest or deportation simply for making a stand.
And yet, despite of knowledge of all of this, the IOC has given Russia the 2014 Winter Olympics.
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